Cretin Hop

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins

Cretin! Cretin!

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop

Cretin! Cretin!

1 2 3 4 cretins wanna hop some more
4 5 6 7 All good cretins go to heaven


Rockaway Beach

Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum the sun is out and I want some

It's not hard, not far to reach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

Up on the roof, out on the street down in the playground the hot concrete
Busride is too slow they blast out the disco on the radio

Rock rock rockaway beach
Rock rock rockaway beach
Rock rock rockaway beach
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

Rock rock rockaway beach
Rock rock rockaway beach
Rock rock rockaway beach
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

It's not hard, not far to reach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

It's not hard, not far to reach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum the sun is out and I want some

It's not hard, not far to reach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

Up on the roof, out on the street down in the playground the hot concrete
Busride is too slow they blast out the disco on the radio

Rock rock rockaway beach Rock rock rockaway beach
Rock rock rockaway beach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

Rock rock rockaway beach Rock rock rockaway beach
Rock rock rockaway beach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

Rock rock rockaway beach Rock rock rockaway beach
Rock rock rockaway beach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach


Here Today Gone Tomorrow

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh I love you
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh I love you
I do, I do

But I told her why we just can't make it
I want you still but just can't take it
The time has come we oughta break it
Someone has to pay the price

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh it's over
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh it's over it's true, it's true

And I think of times we were together as time went on it seemed forever
But times have changed now things are better someone had to pay the price

And I think of times we were together as time went on it seemed forever
But times have changed now things are better someone had to pay the price


Locket Love

Lovely lovely locket love you could use a little of hang a chain around you
you're hangin' too hang on a little bit longer hang on you're a goner

Lovely lovely locket love cause a picture never does try to expose you
For what you put me through hang on a little bit longer hang on you're a goner

Never never can tell how hard you fell lovely lovely locket 'cause the best poison of

Lovely lovely locket love you got a pocket of lovely little tricks you do
Now I'm hangin' too hang on a little bit longer hang on you're a goner

Never never can tell how hard you fell lovely lovely locket 'cause the best poison of

Lovely lovely locket love you could use a little of hang a chain around you
you're hangin' too hang on a little bit longer hang on you're a goner


I Don't Care

I don't care I don't care I don't care about this world
I don't care about that girl I don't care

I don't care I don't care I don't care about these words
I don't care about that girl I don't care

I don't care I don't care I don't care
I don't care I don't care I don't care

I don't care I don't care I don't care about this world
I don't care about that girl I don't care


Sheena Is a Punk Rocker

Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go
They're ready to go now they got their surfboards
And they're going to the discotheque Au Go Go
But she just couldn't stay she had to break away
Well New York City really has is all oh yeah, oh yeah

Sheena is a punk rocker
Sheena is a punk rocker
Sheena is a punk rocker now

Well she's a punk punk, a punk rocker
Punk punk a punk rocker
Punk punk a punk rocker
Punk punk a punk rocker

Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go
They're ready to go now they got their surfboards
And they're going to the discotheque Au Go Go
But she just couldn't stay she had to break away
Well New York City really has is all oh yeah, oh yeah

Well she's a punk punk, a punk rocker
Punk punk a punk rocker Punk punk a punk rocker Punk punk a punk rocker

Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker now


We're a Happy Family

We're a happy family we're a happy family
We're a happy family me mom and daddy
We're a happy family we're a happy family
We're a happy family me mom and daddy

Siting here in Queens eating refried beans we're in all the magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines we ain't got no friends our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send daddy likes men
Daddy's telling lies baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills baby's got the chills
I'm friends with the President
I'm friends with the Pope
We're all making a fortune selling Daddy's dope

Siting here in Queens eating refried beans we're in all the magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines we ain't got no friends our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send daddy likes men

We're a happy family we're a happy family
We're a happy family me mom and daddy


Teenage Lobotomy

Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!
DDT did a job on me now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy

Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my phd
I'm a teenage lobotomy


Do You Wanna Dance?

Do you wanna dance and hold my hand?
Tell me baby I'm your lover man
Oh baby, do you wanna dance?

Well do you wanna dance under the moonlight?
Squeeze me baby all through the night
Oh baby, do you wanna dance?

Do you do you do you do you wanna dance
Do you do you do you do you wanna dance
Do you do you do you do you wanna dance

Well do you wanna dance under the moonlight?
Squeeze me baby all through the night
Oh baby, do you wanna dance?

Do you do you do you do you wanna dance
Do you do you do you do you wanna dance
Do you do you do you do you wanna dance


I Wanna Be Well

Yeah, I wanna be well I wanna be well
I wanna be I want I want I want I want I want I want

Yeah, I wanna be well I wanna be well
I wanna be I want I want I want I want I want I want

I want my LSD, golly gee, DDT, wowee!
Daddy's broke, holy smoke, my future's bleak, ain't it neat?

Yeah, I wanna be well I wanna be well
I wanna be I want I want I want I want I want I want


I Can't Give You Anything

You better know what you want you know how little I got
I can't give you anything
I can't give you anything
I can't give you anything

You think I'm real cute but who's gonna bring home the loot?
Make up your mind about hope you don't doubt, that
I can't give you anything I can't give you anything
I can't give you anything


Ramona

Hey Johnny, hey Dee Dee little Tom and Joey you know we're comin' over
Sweet sweet little Ramona you're getting better and better it's getting easier than ever
Hey you kids in the crowd you know you like it when the music's loud

Sweet sweet little Ramona she always wants to come over sweet sweet little Ramona
I think I'll try and phone her I let her in if you're wondering why cause she's a spy
For the BBI I leter her in and I started to cry and then I knew I wanted to die
Oooh, little Ramona Oooh, little Ramona Oooh, little Ramona Oooh

Hey Johnny, hey Dee Dee little Tom and Joey you know we're comin' over
Sweet sweet little Ramona you're getting better and better it's getting easier than ever
Hey you kids in the crowd you know you like it when the music's loud


Surfing Bird

Well everybody's heard about the bird

Bird is the word

Don't you know about the bird well everybody knows that the bird is a word

Bird is a word


Why Is It Aways This Way

Hey hey hey why is it always this way?
Hey hey hey why is it always this way?

Last time I saw her alive she was wavin', wavin' bye bye
She was contemplating suicide now she's lying in a bottle of formaldehyde

And oh, I just don't know why I can't let her go oh I just don't know

Hey hey hey why is it always this way?
Hey hey hey why is it always this way?

Last time I saw her alive she was going to the wash and dry
She was outside hitchin' a ride now she's lying in a bottle of formaldehyde

And oh, I just don't know why I can't let her go oh I just don't know

Hey hey hey why is it always this way?
Hey hey hey why is it always this way?